Monday, 19 December 2016

Meaning of Christmas lost by Carols in the Domain

Every year my family like many others sit and watch Carols in the Domain (we watched the cricket when Channel 7 went to one of their many ad breaks through the evening) but instead of singing along, I spent most of the night cringing or totally bewildered.

Firstly the start time was in no way family friendly. 8:36pm on a Sunday? Come on. Yes, the children in Sydney have finished school for the year but there are adults who do have to work the next day and given it finished after 11pm most people were looking at around midnight to 1am before they got home with sleepy and cranky children, fair chance it might have been 1:30am or 2:30am before they got to bed.

The 2nd issue with the start time of the event is many of the young children were asleep before Santa hit the stage and spent all of three minutes on stage which was either just before or after 9pm because Channel Seven turned Santa’s arrival into a Home and Away style mini epic where by Santa went surfing and ended up in Melbourne because apparently David Koch couldn’t organise it for Santa to arrive in Sydney…seriously? Children aren’t stupid, Channel 7! The children just wanted to see Santa before they went to bed so if the carols are going to start late at least kick it off with the childrens segment and let the kids see Santa for longer than 3 minutes.
Also was it necessary to have four hosts? Either Sam and Kochie or Mark and Nat. Channel Nine suffice with Lisa Wilkinson and David Campbell for the whole night as hosts of Carols by Candlelight.

Surely starting the show at 7:45pm or 8pm so children can see Santa, cutting out the nonsense about Santa’s arrival, giving Santa longer on stage than the two Disney guests would have been a better go than disappointing thousands of children and their parents and leave them hoping Seven show a replay at a more family friendly hour.

The next issue, the cross promotions through out the coverage which led to songs that aren’t even remotely about Christmas being song in order to promote a Disney film called Moana and Jessica Mauboy singing Alex Lloyd’s “Amazing” in order to promote her The Secret Daughter soundtrack, this kind of thing only adds to the sentiment many people are feeling that Christmas is becoming overcommercialised and has lost its meaning in the important ways like the fact Christmas is celebrated by Christians due to the birth of Jesus.

You can have sponsors and all that but when they impinge on the enjoyment of the event and in effect made the whole Carols in the Domain concert seem tacky, it really did make for a lot of cringing and horror through out the evening. I was fully expecting Channel 7 had rounded up a bunch of Woolworths employees to sing the “Woolworths the fresh food people” song. Put it this way, its not councils or politicians ruining Christmas, it’s the overcommercialisation of Christmas that is killing it.

7 Network can hardly use their programs to accuse councils of being grinches when their carols are lost in ads for Disney films and Woolworths ham bargains. Please. We need to bring back the true meaning of Christmas into the Carols in the Domain not this overcommercialisation of Silent Night or Hark the Herald Angels Sing.

Finally the song selection. “Chestnuts roasting on an open fire” shouldn’t be sung in Australia, it is not relevant to Christmas time in Australia especially in the midst of summer, there’s a couple of songs that were sung that really bare no relevance to Christmas in Australia, then there was that gospel song “Are You ready for a Miracle?” performed by Paulini while it’s a good song, it doesn’t exactly fit the Christmas bill because it’s actually all about the work Jesus *allegedly* (not everyone believes he performed those miracles after all) did and not about Christmas,  maybe a song like “Do You hear what I hear” is a better fit.

Also stick to the traditional melodies and tunes, I found I couldn’t sing along because the melody had changed eg: Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer is generally a very upbeat near close to pop tune so it was annoying to find it had been slowed down to such an extent as it is every single damn year.

Dump the cross promotional songs that don’t have any fit with Christmas, last I checked there’s no Christmas theme with Moana or with the Alex Lloyd song “Amazing”. Christmas is about celebrating the birth of Jesus, giving gifts and being with family and friends not Woolworths bargins and Disney promotions (I won’t go into what a friends children think Christmas is about now). The issue is NOT about the talent, its about the song list chosen.

Finally as for the theme of "Christmas Traditions", pointless having it if its not going to be traditional in any sense in terms of the songs and the overt promotion of things that have little relevance to Christmas or the meaning of the celebration.

In short for 2017, Carols in the Domain should follow this checklist:
  • ·        Earlier start time so it can be family friendly.
  • ·        Have the children’s portion of the show when the children are alert and awake (closer to the start)
  • ·        Have Santa on longer. You don’t need Mickey and Minnie Mouse on stage. Santa is enough with whoever is performing
  • ·        Stick to traditional Christmas melodys so everyone can sing along. Useless giving people the lyrics if they can’t sing along
  • ·        Keep the sponsors but ditch the promotional non Christmas stuff eg: trailers for Disney films are so unnecessary when the carols are about Christmas and not Walt Disney or Woolworths
  • ·        Two hosts instead of four.
  •        Stick to Christmas carols on the song set.

Thursday, 24 November 2016

My top 10 favourite Crowded House songs

Ever since I was a 16 or 17 year old in the back of my dad's car listening to the first guitar notes of "Don't Dream It's Over" and thinking 'I need to hear more music by this band', Crowded House's music has been such a massive part of my life so last night when they were inducted into the ARIA Hall of Fame, it brought back the memory of where I heard Crowded House in the back of my dad's car on Wharf Road going past the Big Penis.

It was later in that month, I begged my mother to help me buy "Recurring Dream: The Very Best of Crowded House" from Sanity in the Hunter Street Mall. I played it the minute I got home and recognised so many of the songs that had been on the radio but hadn't realized that they were Crowded House songs, I am talking songs like "Better Be Home Soon", "Weather with you" and "Its Only Natural", I was like "Nobody writes this kind these kind of songs anymore"/

I ended up buying all four studio albums and "Afterglow" and then later on "Tme on Earth" and "Intriguer. Anyway, here are my top 10 favourite Crowded House songs and I am going to go beyond the songs that were released as singles (Keep in mind that these can change)

10. Instinct

There's something in 'Instinct' that sends a warm shiver up my spine constantly when I hear it and heck, singing "Your instinct can't be wrong" at the top of your lungs is always going to attract attention.

Instinct

9. Distant Sun

I believe any good song creates imagery in the mind so when I heard "Distant Sun" and all these images of seven worlds colliding began flowing in my head, it was a total whoa moment and as a writer (a not very good one at that) "Distant Sun" inspired me in ways I couldn't have imagined otherwise.

Distant Sun

8. Fall at Your Feet

I can't explain why but this song manages to make me feel five different emotions all at once. Its just such a beautiful song.

Fall at Your Feet


7. She Goes On

Another song from the Woodface album that just took my breath away from the opening line "Pretty soon you'll be able to remember her". Neil and Tim Finn's harmonies are stunning.

She Goes On

6. In My Command

In My Command feels like the wildest or closest to a pure rock song that I have heard from Crowded House. Especially love the chorus.

In my Command

5. Twice If You're Lucky

I wanted to include a song from the Intriguer album on this list and this song was perfect because of the harmonies, the melody etc, there's just so much to love about it.

Twice If You're Lucky

4. Catherine Wheels

Another song from Together Alone but its one of my favourites as it tells a story and for some reason inspires imagery of people sitting around a campfire guitars abound and singing this song and this story about two people falling out.

Catherine Wheels

3. Love You Til The Day I Die

I remember sitting in the school cafeteria playing this song on a discman on repeat, I didn't care what the in music was and I guessed some of the students thought it was daggy but who cared? Not me, I really was surprised it wasn't a single because it was a killer tune.

Love You Til the Day I Die

2. Whispers and Moans

This song was a slow burner for me, originally I wasn't sure if I liked it or not but after a couple of listens I was hooked. So much wonderful imagery in this song as well.

Whispers and Moans


Honourable mentions

To the obvious hits like Don't Dream its Over", "Better Be Home Soon". "Weather with you" and "Its Only Natural"

One of the songs I struggled in leaving out was from the Temple of Low Men album called "Never Be the Same".

Never Be The Same


1. Now We're Getting Somewhere

I first heard this song on the radio and was instantaneously hooked and I love the last line of it "We can choose what we choose to believe" because it rings so true today. So much of this song rings true for me today.

Now We're Getting Somewhere.

My top 10 favourite songs of 2016

The year is almost over and I thought it would be fun to look back on some of my favourite songs released in 2016. Plenty of Aussies on this list this year.

10. Wasting Time by Bernard Fanning

This song from the ARIA award winning album Civil Dusk is seriously under rated. Loved this track the moment I heard it. Its such a classic Bernard Fanning song if I am completely honest.

"Wasting Time": - Bernard Fanning


9. Adore by Amy Shark

I cannot wait for an album by this lady. "Adore" has grown on me to the point where its one of my most played tracks of late. Let's hope Australian radio gets behind Amy because she certainly deserves plenty of success if this song is a sign of things to come.

"Adore" by Amy Shark

8. "Magnetic" by Dan Sultan

I must confess I have grown to adore Dan Sultan's music in recent years so was excited to hear "Magnetic" off his forthcoming new album and wasn't disappointed. "Magnetic" is a fascinating and dramatic track with a quite brilliant film clip to match.

"Magnetic" by Dan Sultan


7. 7 Years by Lukas Graham

Lukas Graham ends the run of Aussies with one of the longest chart toppers in Australia this year. 7 Years is a highly emotional track for me which is probably what attracted me to it when I first heard it, the messages in the song are quite powerful. Lukas Graham one of my favourite artist finds of the year.

"7 Years" by Lukas Graham

6. "Gimme the Love" by Jake Bugg

British artist Jake Bugg's distinctive voice is something that has struck me since I first heard him on BBC Radio 1 a couple of years ago and got to say when he went down the rock path with "Gimme The Love" I was a little worried but as it turned out I had nothing to worry about. "Gimme the Love" is a fantastic song.

"Gimme The Love" by Jake Bugg

5. "Can't Stop the Feeling" by Justin Timberlake

Played this song to death when I heard it on Spotify almost to the point where everyone I knew was sick of it. Ordinarily I am not a huge fan of Justin Timberlake's music but "Can't Stop the Feeling" has this amazing feel good vibe that modern music has missed in so many ways.

"Can't Stop the Feeling" by Justin Timberlake

4. This Town by Niall Horan

I absolutely cannot stand One Direction, I just find One Direction's kind of music to be absolutely plastic and I genuinely don't think the boys believe what they are singing especially on the first album  (just look at what Zayn Malik had to say) so when Niall released "This Town" I was pleasantly surprised, it was a real departure from the pre packaged plastic pop of One Direction and went down the path of an Ed Sheeran or even now James Arthur.

"This Town" by Niall Horan

3. One Strike by All Saints

You may remember All Saints for their 90s chart topper "Never Ever" but Shaznay, Melanie, Nicole and Natalie reunited this year to release the album Red Flag with the first single being "One Strike", song which in a sense is about Nicole's marriage bust up . The themes in this track about life changing in a split second just hit me hard. While "One Strike" wasn't a hit in Australia, it was a song that struck me as amazing.

"One Strike" by All Saints

2. Take Me Down by The Pretty Reckless

The Pretty Reckless sophmore album "Going to Hell" was huge and I did wonder how they were going to top it, they did with the first single of their latest album "Who You Selling for" entitled "Take Me Down". A song essentially about selling yourself to the devil among the themes. Take Me Down went number 1 on the rock charts in the US. I love the guitar in this song!

Take Me Down by The Pretty Reckless

Honourable Mentions
- Brace by Birds of Tokyo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkjvv4edFEQ

- What's the Pressure? by Laura Tesoro (Yes I know its a Eurovision song but I love it)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iP3USrYpr5w

- Warts by Hinds 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLygTTOpE5w

1. Dirty Laundry by Carrie Underwood

Country music is full of songs about getting revenge on those pesky cheating partners and Carrie Underwood is no exception, just look at her hit"Before he cheats" but on her latest album Storyteller, her fourth single "Dirty Laundry" has the killer lyrics "All the Ajax in the world ain't gonna clean your dirty laundry". Underwood is better known in Australia for her duet with Keith Urban and is due to bring her Storyteller tour to Australia. I just love "Dirty Laundry" for the absolute sass of the song and how obvious the guy in the song has made it that he has been doing it with somebody else.

Dirty Laundry by Carrie Underwood




Sunday, 20 November 2016

Lyrics: Waiting

Actually really proud of this one, Wrote the lyrics about ten or more years ago. Its really the only one I've ever felt mildly good about after I finished it.

Waiting

Fell into an ocean of confusion
I got swept out with the tide
Doesn't seem to matter what I do

Try to escape the feeling of the current
Holding and pushing me back
Smashing my tired body to the bone

Spent part of my life just waiting on the shore
Now here I am with a sea of fools
Who don't know what to do


Waiting for someone to come and rescur me
Waiting for something the probably won't arrive
In time
Waiting for someone to save me from dying here
Before all my dreams come to nothing
Now I am just waiting for you tonight

Waiting for someone to come and rescur me
Waiting for something the probably won't arrive
In time
Waiting for someone to save me from dying here
Before all my dreams come to nothing
Now I am just waiting for you tonight

Losing this long battle
I should be winning
Wish I was on the shore now

Try to fight the ocean
But it keeps pushing me down
Pushing me toward the floor

Spent part of my life just waiting on the shore
Now here I am with a sea of fools
Who don't know what to do

Waiting for someone to come and rescur me
Waiting for something the probably won't arrive
In time
Waiting for someone to save me from dying here
Before all my dreams come to nothing
Now I am just waiting for you tonight

Tonight seems so far away
I just want you to rescue me
Keep my dreams alive.

Spent part of my life just waiting on the shore
Now here I am with a sea of fools
Who don't know what to do

Waiting for someone to come and rescur me
Waiting for something the probably won't arrive
In time
Waiting for someone to save me from dying here
Before all my dreams come to nothing
Now I am just waiting for you tonight


Sunday, 6 November 2016

Lyrics: Satan is A Prostitute

WARNING: The following lyrics are highly offensive so if you are likely to be offended do not read on. If you read on and wish to complain you only have yourself to blame for reading content you were warned was offensive. This could so easily have been "Jesus is A Prostitute" but instead of offending the son of God therefore the Westboro Baptist Church, I chose to offend members of Satan's Brides - The Australian chapter.

Satan’s a Prostitute

Did you ever see such a sight?
Wearing your mother’s fishnet tights.
Out working the streets of your town
Could he land a man tonight?

I just saw him get in an old car
He’ll get paid $500 for a blowie
Fair chance he could go real far
Getting around this town tonight

The advertising’s gone up
Sweet Satan’s a prostitute
The devil is one son of a gun
Does fifty men before a rising sun

Sweet Satan’s a prostitute
He stands on street corners
Selling his magic wonder stick
Wants you to give it a red hot lick

Plain to see for our eyes only
The devil has landed on our streets
To unleash his magic box of toys
For all the adult girls and boys

Graffiti on the wall says he was here
He has always been here, honey
Lurking at every street corner
In his Dorothy like high heels

The advertising’s gone up
Sweet Satan is a prostitute
The devil is one son of a gun
Does fifty women before a rising sun

Sweet Satan’s a prostitute
He stands on street corners
Selling his magic wonder stick
Wants you to give it a red hot lick

The devil was here
The devil was always here
At street corners with a sign
Clad in fishnet tights and red high heels

Satan’s a prostitute, baby
Don’t sell your soul to him
It’s the same he pays you
For his good loving during the night

The advertising’s gone up
Sweet Satan is a prostitute
The devil is one son of a gun
Does fifty people  before a rising sun

Sweet Satan’s a prostitute
He stands on street corners
Selling his magic wonder stick
Wants you to give it a red hot lick

Friday, 4 November 2016

Lyrics: What the Priest did

Wanted to write lyrics that told a story as I have been inspired by Carrie Underwood's "Storyteller" album and I guess I got kind of topical. This isn't based on anything in my life just stuff I have observed in recent times.

What the Priest did
Girl only sixteen in third row
Blonde hair, brown innocent eyes
Wearing that blue dress to church

Popular priest standing at the altar
Telling the gathered to believe in
Jesus, God and the holy ghost

If only the people knew
If only the believers knew
If only God was watching

What the priest did next
After the believers left
When the girl was alone

What the priest did to that girl
Left her violated, without any dignity
Yet the priest can’t utter the word “Sorry”

Girl cried all the way home
Told her horror story to her mum
Mum said it was all a lie.

The Priest told his colleagues
What he had done to that sweet girl
They said “Never mind, we’ll move you on”

If only the whole city knew
If only the whole country knew
If only the Lord was watching.

What the priest did next
After the believers left
When the girl was alone

What the priest did to that girl
Left her violated, without any dignity
The church still won’t say the word “sorry

The girl had never felt so lonely
She felt so ashamed and worried
While the priest got away scot free

If only her parents knew
If only the police knew
If only God watched this mess

What the priest did next
After the believers left
When the girl was alone

What the priest did to that girl
Left her violated, without any dignity
Why can’t the church say “sorry”?

Saturday, 29 October 2016

LYRICS: Black and Blue



I don’t ever expect anyone to understand

Pointless telling them that I am low down

When all I hear back is “Toughen up princess”

Yeah, believe me I’ve heard it all before



Maybe you’ll stop being cruel when you turn around

Only to realize that I have been lost to the other world



I can’t take the pain of this life much more

The words you use push me closer than before

Your laughter is driving me closer to the door

My black and blue shouldn’t be a stigma anymore



I don’t expect you standing there to help me

Pointless asking you to listen to what I say

When all I get from you is laughter and ridicule

My dark mind is one big crazy joke to you



Maybe you’ll stop laughing when you turn around

Only to realize that I have been lost to the other world



I can’t take the pain of this life much more

The words you use push me closer than before

Your laughter is driving me closer to the door

My black and blue shouldn’t be a stigma anymore



Can’t deal with what you say

Can’t deal with your ridicule

Could you stop being cruel

Start trying to save me







Maybe you’ll stop your ignorance when you turn around

Only to realize that I have been lost to the other world



I can’t take the pain of this life much more

The words you use push me closer than before

Your laughter is driving me closer to the door

My black and blue shouldn’t be a stigma anymore



Yeah yeah, my back and blue just shouldn’t

It shouldn’t be stigma anymore


Written by "Crowdiegal"

Tuesday, 21 June 2016

Lyrics: Not Even

I wrote some lyrics tonight in anger at the US Senate's refusal to do anything about guns or at least stopping these weapons of mass murder from getting to the hands of terrorists. At the end of the day, the US Senate must be asked: How many more people must die before you wake up and realize that the value of human life is worth far more than your weapons of mass murder.

Not Even

The rules you hold forever proud
Are the same rules that are killing
Man, woman and child

The rules you cling on to
Are the rules that are damaging
Your communities and country

You don’t see or hear that
You are blinded by an addiction
Nothing will make you change

Not even the blood on your hands
Could make you value life
More than you value your guns

Not even the tears on your suit
Could make you end the madness
You’d rather use your guns.

The rules you’d rather live by
Are the rules that see hearts broken
Families left to wonder why

The rules you refuse to change
Are the rules that make mass murder
All that easier to pass by


You don’t see or hear that
While you have your murder weapon
Nothing will make you change


Not even the blood on your hands
Could make you value human life
More than you value your guns

Not even the tears on your suit
Could make you end the madness
You’d rather use your guns.

How many more children
How many more human lives
Must be lost while you do nothing

You don’t see or hear it
Blinded by an addiction
To weapons of hate.
But you’ll never change.


Not even the blood on your hands
Could make you value human life
More than you value your guns

Not even the tears on your suit
Could make you end the madness

You’d rather use your guns.